Beam us somewhere up, Large Hadron Collider

Dear friends, tomorrow the human race has a big opportunity for a change. No, it’s not Obama or Palin. It’s the Large Hadron Collider in Genève. Hopefully this wonderful machine will create a black hole big enough to suck the whole planet and the solar system up to another parallel dimension. There, where no human being has been yet, no money, no religion and no need for energy anymore. Humans will be photosynthetic (!), Palin will be a good and warm hearted farmer and Berlusconi an unknown pian

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